You are a Republican if
You are a Republican if you think tax breaks should go to the one half of one percent of the wealthiest while Congress votes itself a pay raise and fails to raise a minimum wage that has been stuck at $5.15 for nine years.
You are a Republican if you believe that stem cell research is murder but don’t adopt any of the 400,000 frozen embryos that will be discarded.
You are a Republican if you believe that withholding basic human rights from homosexuals will save the heterosexual America family.
You are a Republican if you believe that 9/11 was caused by Saddam Hussein and Iraqis.
You are a Republican if you believe that the bright line between church and state is no longer a basic tenant of democracy.
You are a Republican if you believe that the federal executive should trump over the other two branches of government.
You are a Republican if you believe that millions of children and elderly should have no health insurance while universal health insurance is the standard of every other western democracy.
You are a Republican if you believe that building more prisons is the best answer to crime and drug use.
You are a Republican if you believe that cheap Mexican labor justifies not controlling our borders.
You are a Republican if you support rampant spending while Social Security is destined to disappear for our children.
You are a Republican if you believe that America is better off today than it was five years ago.
Bye, bye Alberto, Hello Jeb…?
In fact, a blurb below the screen on "Hardball" reports that GOP leaders are looking for a successor to Gonzales.
Well, look no further than the family. Howling Latina thinks the president would love to nominate his dear beloved brother, the former governor of Florida.
And why not?!? Pres. John Kennedy did it. Jeb is available, experienced and loyal.
But...would the Senate confirm Jeb?! Personally, HL thinks they would.
Sandy Berger Responds.
I made a very stupid mistake. I deeply regret it. Top-level career Justice Department prosecutors investigated it aggressively for two years. We reached a plea agreement that they believed was fair
That's his view, fair enough. But his second point is here:
That was two years ago. Now I wish this thing would go away.
Forget it.
Too Much Spending on Health Care Causes Infant Mortality To Rise.
From the Governor’s Leadership Communique on March 12
The National Association of State CIO’s (NASCIO) has just released Harmony Helps: A Progress Report on State Government Internet Presence. The findings in the NASCIO brief strongly reinforce Secretary Chopra’s two current Web initiatives – statewide Google search functionality and an expanded common banner with enterprise functionality for state agency Web sites. These citizen-focused initiatives support simplification of government and greater access to services, as described in the NASCIO brief:“Most marketplace websites focus on organizing their product and service offerings according to arrangements that are intuitive to the typical customer. For example, retail websites are not organized according to the governance structure of the business itself...In contrast, public sector websites…presented citizens with an organization around the way government is structured—by branch, agency, department and commission."Since the way that government is organized varies markedly across and within levels of government, a citizen may know what he or she wants to do — obtain a copy of his or her birth certificate, for example — but may not know which state agency performs that function. If the citizen goes to the state’s website, unless that service is listed separately from the agency that performs that function, the citizen may have to do what, in some cases, may be extensive searching of the state’s website in order to find out how to obtain a birth certificate.” The complete NASCIO brief is available online. Please share with your communication, Web and IT staff as a resource for understanding the continuing changes in service and information delivery via Virginia’s state Web sites. Many thanks to the agencies and their Web staffs who have already made significant contributions to this effort, both through building and implementing sitemaps and by participating in the Web Standards workgroup reviewing the proposed changes. These efforts greatly assist Virginia’s participation in the national Google pilot and help keep the Commonwealth at the forefront of effective service delivery. Sitemaps are still due from several of the pilot agencies; all have been previously contacted by Secretary Chopra and project manager Sheri Wood of Virginia Interactive. It is very important for these agencies to complete and publish their sitemaps as soon as possible to ensure Virginia’s continued participation. Assistance is available to any Webmaster; if you have questions, contact Sheri.
I Don’t Think The Term “Magic Negro” Is Helpful.
While Historic Numbers of Americans Are in College, Highly Paid Skilled Trade Positions Can’t Be Filled.
Employers who offer jobs such as sheet metal workers, highly trained mechanics, carpentry and many others which pay well and are plentiful are having to scale back their plans do to lack of qualified workers. All of this makes no sense in a nation with a still struggling underclass. Congress needs to address it.
Attorney General Alberto R. Gonzales Should Do The Nation a Favor and Just Resign.
The Attorney General position requires a few qualities that Mr.Gonzales seems to glaringly lack. By his own admission he has a "hands off" management style, but in this case it seems like driving a car with your hands off of the wheel. Save us all the drama, please, and just step down. It's inevitable at this point, and everyone in Washington knows it.
John Edwards is Drinking Too Much of the Kool-Aid.
I guess this is some sort of residual liberal guilt when he's finishing the touches on his 6 million dollar spread. After using all of the usual tax dodges of the rich and greedy, his millions are safely tucked away, so he feels it's time to ask for sacrifices from the potentially rich who follow him. Some remedial course in economics would help, because outside of Scandinavia, socialism just doesn't work. And Scandinavians are not nations, they are tribes. Someone needs to tell Mr. Edwards this before he embarrasses himself by growing a beard and moving to the Soviet Union. Er, I mean Russia.
The Children of Elites Rarely Fight In Wars Anymore.
I would say it does not, because our military is an all volunteer force. Some would disagree.
Dissing A.N.S.W.E.R. (Act Now to Stop War and End Racism).
Chambers Face-Off
“This project is vital to achieving our vision of Loudoun County as a first class business location and international gateway, by allowing the Dulles corridor and Washington Dulles International Airport to reach their full economic potential,” said Chamber Chairman Brian Chavis.
Full article click here.
Does the Loudon County Chamber only care about getting metro to Dulles as-soon-as-possible? Should Loudoun care what a majority of Fairfax residents think?
LETS HEAR IT FOR THE SWEET SPOT
We also like familiar words and phrases used in new ways to help illuminate human settlement pattern-related relationships.
In his posts, Jim Wamsley has been using the term "Sweet Spot" to identify the low point of the Cost of Services Curve – the Second Natural Law of Human Settlement Pattern.
Sweet Spot is a great way to describe the low point of the Cost of Services Curve.
The Cost of Services Curve is plotted in the X Positive / Y Positive quadrant. The cost of a unit of services is scaled up on the Y axis and the density is scaled right on the X axis.
All the 40 +/- location-variable costs of services needed / demanded to support a quality contemporary life style start high at the lowest density (e.g. a power distribution system to serve 50 acres lots) and lower as the density increases.
At some point every one of those services starts back up. The bottom of the curve is the Sweet Spot.
We use transport as the canary in the minefield of dysfunctional human settlement pattern and each mode of transport has its own Sweet Spot.
For private vehicles in common use in 2000 (and still in 2007), the Sweet Spot is 10 persons per acre at the Alpha (Balanced) Community scale.
For shared vehicles with "high" capacity (e.g. METRO, MARTA, Metro, The Underground, U-Bahn, Subway) the Sweet Spot is 100 persons per acre at the Alpha Village (Station Area) scale.
(NB every word in the prior two sentences has a specific meaning.)
Depending on the size of the New Urban Region the private vehicle Cost of Service Curve rises from the Sweet Spot at different trajectories.
Depending on the configuration of the of the shared-vehicle system (and for very large New Urban Regions the mix of systems) the Cost of Service Curve also rises at different trajectories.
Given the dominance of private vehicles (The Autonomobile) in contemporary settlement patterns in the US of A, we use 10 persons per acre at the Alpha (Balanced) Community scale as the minimum sustainable density.
One other point:
In economic systems it is useful to think of maximizing profit and minimizing risk.
In natural systems, and specifically organic systems, one needs to think in terms of "Balance" and harmony.
Maximizing growth is equated with obesity and cancer in organic systems.
Minimizing growth is equated with starvation and Collapse in organic systems.
However, in the context of sustainability, it is useful to consider a minimum sustainable density.
For now we choose to identify minimum sustainable density as the Autonomobile Sweet Spot although at some point the whole Autonomobile-exclusive house of cards will Collapse.
EMR
“Honey, I’m Home”
Yes, I'm back from a weeklong cruise in the Caribbean. I was way too mellow for way too long, and reconnecting to reality will do me good. All sorts of nonsense has transpired during my absence, and I can see that stern measures are called for. I'll commence blogging again as soon as I manage to publish the next edition of the e-zine, normally scheduled for today.
Thanks to Ed and Norm for manning the blog during my absence. Well done!
A movie I’ve been waiting on for a while
No, not Spider-Man 3 (though I cannot wait for that one either; Sam Raimi has done fantastic job on the first two). Indoctrinate U is finally coming out, and Evan Coyne Maloney is going to expose “the Great American University” in a way we have never seen before (unless you have been priveleged to see Brainwashing 101, a short film they produced that basically serves as a long preview of the film they intended for theaters). Take a look at the trailer in the link above; is it just me, or do I see an image of the University of Virginia being used? (Thankfully, not a negative one, and thus, hopefully the only one).
Iraq & Washington’s Systemic Failure
March 19, 2007
George W. Bush and Dick Cheney may deserve the most blame for the Iraq War, but a core reality shouldn’t be missed: the four-year-old conflict resulted from a systemic failure in Washington – from the White House, to congressional Republicans and Democrats, to an insular national news media, to Inside-the-Beltway think tanks.
It was a perfect storm that had been building for more than a quarter century, a collision of mutually reinforcing elements: aggressive Republicans, triangulating Democrats, careerist journalists, bullying cable-TV and talk-radio pundits, aggressive and well-funded think tanks on the Right versus ineffectual and marginalized groups on the Left.
Read on.
1984
You know, I remember when this add originally came on television. I wonder if FedEx is going to get ticked off at this ad?
I want to take my keyboard and smash it…

Has anyone taken a step back to read the stupid shit that people have been writing from all sides over the last month? The amount of vapid, inconsequential screeds that have been written has increased by ten fold! Enough to make Britney shave her head and enter into rehab.
News flash...this just in: Just because you have a blog does not make you a good writer or an important person!* Be honest with yourself. This is more about being able to vent and fry the other side so you can feel better about yourself. Am I right? Please tell me I'm right. Because if I'm not, then a lot of you are just wasting your time that would be better spent eating packets of ketchup while watching "Small Wonder" repeats.
We've got bitching here and whining there. We've got pissing contests streaming out of control in all corners of the state. One person feels dissed here. Another feels that blogrolls are as sanctified as the Bible and should not be touched in any way, shape, or form. Others carry out personal vendettas, call people names or don't place the "ic" at the end of Democrat when using the name as an adjective. While others feel they are high and mighty enough that they should referee the situation.
I've been reading these blogs for a good portion of two years. I have no clue about the older bloggers and their ways of carrying on with each other before then. I'm sure, though, that there couldn't have been this much venom flowing through the VA blog arteries. It seems like they were a little more congenial to each other and didn't attack each other with the same ferocity.
Where ever life leads me, I know it's not down the route of blogging. I will continue to post but sporadically. There are still some blogs that I read and I will still post responses (generally they stay above the fray).
Have fun smacking the crap out of each other**.
*The five people reading this post...thank you.
**I wrote this post about two weeks ago and held off posting because I wanted to see if it would still ring true. It does. So I posted it.
AUTONOMOBILITY
In both his "On Wheels" and "Car Culture" columns, Brown makes a lot of sense concerning private vehicles and their impact on human settlement patterns. His observations illuminate issues related to mobility and access far better than the pontificators found on the Editorial and Op Ed pages or in the Outlook Section. It is a shame that Warren’s columns often appear on the first or second page of the Sunday autonomobile classified section.
For proof of Brown’s ability to summarize reality, check out today’s "Car Culture" column "There Ought to Be a Law" on Page G 2. We will not try to summarize the column, doing it justice would require reprinting. Warren scores point after point about the stupidity of the current congressional pursuit of less pollution and more fuel efficience as well as the role of contemporary Mass Over-Consumption.
Having praised Warren Brown, let me also say he sometimes misses a point.
In stories filed from (and following) the Geneva International Autonomobile Show that were printed on 7 and 11 March in WaPo, Warren swallows far too much of the line from Robert Lutz, Vice Chairman for Global Product Development at General Motors. Lutz told Brown, and Brown repeats the view, that the reason small, efficient cars are not sold in the United States is that no one would buy them here. We view this issue differently:
The basic reason that small, efficient private vehicles are not sold in the United States is that all autonomobile manufactures would make less money per unit than they would if they continued to design, promote, build advertise and sell only big, inefficient vehicles.
Yes, there are federal, state and municipal regulations that make it hard to import or drive small vehicles... did someone say "lobbyist?"
If small, efficient private vehicle were sold in the United States, the Big Three (and the Big Importers) would face competition from small, regional firms. (Full disclosure: my Grandfather made a lot of money selling his company to General Motors in the 20s. Further disclosure: My parents and I never say a dime of that money.)
Small, efficient cars could be made by regional manufactures. In fact small builders, egged on by X Prize Foundation are way ahead in the race to build 100 mpg cars according to Billy Baker in Popular Science (9 March 2007.)
GM’s Lutz says what will sell in Europa and not in North American reflects the fact that they are "two different worlds." He is right; One controlled by big manufacturers one controlled by market forces reflecting a rational price for gasoline and more intelligent agency action. After all, Euro’s love their cars too.
As to the market for tiny vehicles, we admit we would not buy (or ride in) three and four wheeled mini-vans and pickups we have seen on expressways in Europe. These vehicles were built to reflect gas prices after Oct 1973. We also would not ride in or drive one of the Second-World / Soviet Era stink bombs we saw in Praha, Dresden or Berlin in 1989. For starters at 6 foot 4, we would not fit.
However, when we first recall seeing a Mercedes Smart Car in Kobenhavn in 1991 we had the money and the interest. That was 16 years ago come May. To this day a lot of alternative vehicles are not available here that are deemed safe in the "over-regulated" European Union.
Warren Brown’s column focused on the hearings last Wednesday before the House Energy and Commerce subcommittee on energy and air quality. In today’s Business Section of WaPo, Lutz’s boss G. Richard Wagoner Jr. is quoted as saying:
"Many of the recent legislative proposals to increase [mileage standards] ... would be extraordinarily expensive and technically challenging to implement – all with little to show for actually reducing oil consumption or emissions."
Rep John D. Dingell responded: "Inaction and telling us what doesn’t work is ... no longer sufficient."
What did Warren Brown say again?
He said a core problem is that consumers do not want efficiency as individual drivers and consumers. They would desperately want efficiency in Autonomobiles if they understood the consequences of Business-As-Usual. Now, if those politicians were honest with those who they were elected to represent...
What did Wagoner say again?
"Many of the recent legislative proposals to increase [mileage standards] ... would be extraordinarily expensive and technically challenging to implement – all with little to show for actually reducing oil consumption or emissions."
In fact, Wagoner, Lutz, GM and the rest of the Autonomobile crowd are correct: The legislative proposals will not work.
There are two choices to make private vehicles more fuel efficient and less polluting:
Make private vehicles much more costly
Make private vehicles much lighter and much slower
The first option widens The Wealth Gap so that access and mobility in large New Urban Regions leads to the Sao Paulo Condition outlined in "The Whale on the Beach" 28 August 2006 at www.baconsrebellion.com Oh yes, as Wagoner et. al. know, this option would destroy the North American Autonomobile industry as we know it.
The second option does not meet the current consumer "demand." It would also tank the North American autonomobile industry. Most important, it would not provide mobility and access for most citizens.
Small, light, inexpensive, fuel efficient private vehicles are unsafe a high speeds and at low speeds they do not serve the disaggregated human settlement pattern which has evolved in the US of A.
Light, small vehicles require half the space to park and provide significant savings in the paved area devoted to driving. They could be part of a comprehensive solution for small urban agglomerations but are not much help in large New Urban Regions where most citizens live and work. It is a matter of physics, not policy:
The disaggregation of human habitation required to accommodate Autonomobiles is a dead end just as "urban horses" were a dead end. When it come to space required to drive and park, smaller is better but not solution. The cost of energy and the impact of internal combustion engines can be used as a catalyst to move to more functional human settlement patterns. Free, non-polluting energy for private vehicles given dysfunctional human settlement patterns is not a solution.
What to do?
Rep. Dingell and the rest of those who have relied on Politics-As-Usual need to read Warren Brown’s column and then go to the microphone and announce:
"In the long term, Autonomobility is not sustainable."
The only way to reduce oil consumption at all and carbon emissions significantly is to change human settlement patterns.
However, even if the cost of energy and the carbon emissions were not an economic, social and physical drag on civilization, Autonomobility doe not provide access and mobility for most citizens in large New Urban Regions. It is physics, no philosophy.
EMR