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From Pravda:
Savage animal slaughterer that she is, it’s apt that Sarah Palin has now brutally plunged a razor-sharp knife into the very heart of the seemingly invincible doubts concerning her capacity to be Vice-President of the United States. Wielding her chutzpah with the awe-inspiring deftness with which she employs her gun or rifle when hunting [...]

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It’s time once again for Christianists in the News, brought to you by the Catholic Church. If you need to hide a pedophile, call the Catholic Church for a free quote. They’ll beat any price.
Today’s top story is Tony Alamo, a Christianist preacher and fashion tragedy. Tony, whose real name is Bernie Hoffman, along with [...]

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One or two people have noticed that we’re slowly bringing Whackjob back up after a long period of apathy, turmoil, strife, civil war, plague, herpes, and a llama named Fred (not to mention Suburban Privileged White Girl picking up a nasty virus and getting us hacked while she was in Russia). I’ve had several [...]

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For those of you who think that the Bush Administration is immune to things like the rules, laws, the draft, gravity, darwinism, etc, here is an example that shows you just how much the Bush Administration feels your pain, White House Press Secretary and Affirmative Action Hire Dana Perino’s name showed up on the weekly [...]

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Except in Alabama, and you can’t put an angry potato in Esquire, unless that potato is from Virginia. Congratulations Jim Webb for being voted Esquire Magazine’s 75 Most Influential Tubers.

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(9/18/2008 12:50:10 PM EDT) Aimee: I WAS WRONG

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From Pravda (Pasted in the original Pravda Engrish):
The candidate for the Vice Presidency of the United States of America, whose experience in small town politics, mothers´day dos and the local hockey club is her claim to fame, threatened to open the gates of Hell by attacking Russia in the event of another invasion of Georgia [...]

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Talked to Aimee tonight (0900 in the morning in Moscow). She says they arrived safely. She has pictures of the Moscow Ikea and her interesting toilet. Hopefully they’ll hit the Internet Cafe tonight and we can get pictures.

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The mountains are obscured by the haze, but this is basically what the Eastern Plains look like (all the way through Kansas.

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Apologies for those who got bombarded by a ton of old posts. We’re just doing some cleanup here and I was running some correction scripts and it caught some old posts. Carry on.

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There are two versions of this post, one for Christianists and one for everyone else.
For Christianist (everyone else scroll down):
The Aricebo Telescope is a radio telescope used to send prayers to God and disprove evolution. It destroys the homosexual agenda and gives Jerry Falwell access to cable television while in Heaven. Aricebo will guarantee that [...]

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The US has taken Nelson Mandela off the terror watch list.

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We’ve added some photo galleries and a new page with random things that amuse us. We also have a gallery of of fellow bloggers (right now, it’s just that Asian kid from 750 Volts). So, if you want, send in a picture and we’ll add it to the gallery (or if you have some amusing [...]

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