Sean Braindeasted’s “National Republican Association” has endorsed Democrats Bev Perdue and Roy Cooper for Governor and Attorney General, respectively. Who’da thunk it?

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At least we now we aren’t seeing any more Instaposts with that annoying tag line, “Dude, where’s my recession?” We found it.

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This video is required viewing for everyone who is thinking of voting next month.

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This certainly doesn’t look good politically, but I think there’s less than meets the eye. The infamous junket involved teh life insurance companies, which are doing fine, and not the unregulated entities that were the subject of the bailout. Right now, people working for any company with the letters “A.I.G.” in its name [...]

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Jonah Goldberg notes the irony in Barack Obama’s claim that banks all flock to Joe Biden’s state to escape regulation. Irony aside, I’m curious as to whether Obama even had a point, or whether he made up the whole thing out of whole cloth. Bank of America and Wachovia are both headquartered in [...]

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I thought both candidates did OK, but neither did much to wow anybody. Obama did better on the question about why the bailout helps us and not just those greedy fatcats on Wall Street. McCain did better on the cause of the crisis, rightly focusing in on Fannie and Freddie (and his past [...]

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The new O.J. jury says they didn’t need witness testimony to determine guilt. Reached for comment, the old O.J. jury said “Well, we did. We must have subpoenaed Goldman and Brown a dozen times but the buggers never showed! What were we supposed to do?”

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No, not really, unfortunately. But if it’s any consolation, he would be up by 3% if liberals weren’t full of crap. I mean, what other conclusion could you possibly draw from the latest CBS poll, which has Obama up by only 3% among likely voters, when everyone knows 6% won’t vote for the [...]

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All three participants exceeded expectations, but Sarah Palin did so well I’ll bet Gwen Ifill thought it was a tie.

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I had high hopes for the previous version of this screed, but in the end, all it got me was a Pattericolanche, an Unclelanche, an Instalanche, a some-other-guy-at-Pajamas-Media-lanche, a belated Flakealanche, a mention in the Washington Times and the prospect of a brief radio interview. Some have suggested that the reason for its limited [...]

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Michelle Malkin is upset that Gwen Ifill, who is set to preside over tomorrow’s Vice Presidential debate, is in the tank for Obama. I say, tanks are a given. What is not a given is an actual, financial conflict of interest. The friggin’ book is called “Breakthrough: Politics and Race in the [...]

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Note to Democrats: voting may be hazardous to your health.

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I’m not sure whether to say “heh,” “yikes,” or both simultaneously

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The Washington Times has a good article summarizing the Obama campaign’s recent bully tactics. It’s a good read, and I’m not just saying that because they quote me. OK, I lied. If they hadn’t quoted me in the article, I probably wouldn’t know that the article existed, in which case I probably [...]

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Two major European banks, Bradford & Bingley and Fortis, teetering on collapse. I blame President Bush, and the European leaders who voted with him 9% of the time.

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I received my absentee ballot on Friday. Here’s how I’m voting, and why.
President and Vice President: John McCain and Sarah Palin. First, losing the war on terror is not an option. Everything else is a distant second. Second, I like the Bill of Rights. Yes, McCain sucks on the First [...]

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It was a draw, at least for now. I say “for now” because it’s tough to tell how these things will play out until we’ve had at least a week to digest the issues and kick them around. Compare the first debate in 2004, which was universally (by “universally” I mean “everyone except [...]

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Apparently, there’s a universal rule that if a Presidential candidate’s full legal name contains “Hussein,” he’s entitled to win 100% of the vote.

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Via Uncle, it seems that bullying TV stations over NRA ads unfavorable to the Dear Leader is not an aberration, but part of a greater strategy of winning through intimidation. Now the disciples are forming Orwellian-named “Truth Squads” made up of sheriffs and prosecutors in Missouri to intimidate anyone who “lies” (says stuff adverse [...]

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